YOU SAID:
I thought it was an indomitable bassoon yesterday, so I sold my mom's tires on eBay. He died yesterday, but fell from Bali in a fire. Away from his head
INTO JAPANESE
昨日は不屈のファゴットだと思ったので、eBayでママのタイヤを売りました。彼は昨日亡くなりましたが、火事でバリから落ちました。彼の頭から離れて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thought it was an indomitable bassoon yesterday, so I sold my mom's tires on eBay. He died yesterday, but fell from Bali in a fire. Away from his head
INTO JAPANESE
昨日は不屈のファゴットだと思っていたので、お母さんのタイヤをeBayで売りました。彼は昨日死んだが、火事でバリ島から落ちた。彼の頭から離れて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thought it was an indomitable bassoon yesterday, so I sold my mom's tires on eBay. He died yesterday, but fell from Bali in a fire. Away from his head
That didn't even make that much sense in English.