YOU SAID:
I thought I was gonna have diarrhea but it turned out I gave birth.
INTO JAPANESE
下痢を持っているつもりだったが、私は出産したが分かったと思った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thought I found gave birth, I was going to have diarrhea.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、出産を見つけたと思った私は下痢を持っているつもりだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thought I found the baby was going to have diarrhea.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、赤ちゃんが下痢を持っているつもりだったを見つけたと思った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was going to have the baby diarrhea had found.
INTO JAPANESE
私は赤ちゃんを持っているつもりだった下痢を発見しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I discovered the diarrhea was going to have a baby.
INTO JAPANESE
赤ん坊が生まれる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to have a baby.
INTO JAPANESE
赤ん坊が生まれる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to have a baby.
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