YOU SAID:
I thought I was an anonymous carpenter till the day the ostrich communicated via sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
私はダチョウがサンドイッチを介して通信する日まで私は匿名の大工だと思った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thought I was an anonymous carpenter until the day the ostrich communicates through the sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
私はダチョウがサンドイッチを介して通信する日まで私は匿名の大工だと思った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thought I was an anonymous carpenter until the day the ostrich communicates through the sandwich
That didn't even make that much sense in English.