YOU SAID:
i think you want to kiss my cousin but i would beat you to a pulp
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが私のいとこにキスをしたいと思うが私はパルプにあなたを打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think you want to kiss my cousin but I hit you on the pulp
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが私のいとこにキスをしたいと思うが、私はパルプにあなたをぶつけ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think you want to kiss my cousin, but I hit you on the pulp
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが私のいとこにキスをしたいと思うが、私はパルプにあなたをぶつけ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think you want to kiss my cousin, but I hit you on the pulp
That didn't even make that much sense in English.