YOU SAID:
I think you should eat a cake before your best friend eats me
INTO JAPANESE
親友が私を食べる前にケーキを食べるべきだと思います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think my best friend should eat the cake before eating me
INTO JAPANESE
私の親友は私を食べる前にケーキを食べるべきだと思います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think my best friend should eat the cake before eating me
That's deep, man.