YOU SAID:
i think you shat on my spaghetti
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが私のスパゲッティに粉々に思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i think you shattered into my spaghetti
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが私のスパゲッティに粉々になったと思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i think you were shattered by my spaghetti
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが私のスパゲッティに打ち砕かれたと思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i think you were crushed by my spaghetti
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが私のスパゲッティに押しつぶされたと思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i think you were crushed by my spaghetti
You should move to Japan!