YOU SAID:
I think that I am poopy
INTO JAPANESE
自分はうんこだと思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I'm poop
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんこだと思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think it's poop
INTO JAPANESE
うんこだと思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think it's poop
That didn't even make that much sense in English.