YOU SAID:
i think not; therefore, i do not exist.
INTO JAPANESE
私はそうは思いません。したがって、私は存在しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not think so. Therefore, I do not exist.
INTO JAPANESE
そうは思いません。したがって、私は存在しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not think so. Therefore, I do not exist.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.