YOU SAID:
I think i'm dead because I ate some mouldy cheese. Actually cheese is made of mould anyway so how is that possible? Who cares, I'm gonna eat sand. Bad idea.
INTO JAPANESE
カビの生えたチーズを食べたので死んだと思います。実はチーズはとにかくカビでできていますが、どうすれば可能ですか。気にする人は、砂を食べるつもりです。悪いアイデア。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thought that I died because I ate cheese with mold. Actually, cheese is made of mold anyway, how can it be done? People who care about eating sand. Bad idea.
INTO JAPANESE
カビでチーズを食べたので死んだと思いました。実際、チーズはとにかくカビでできていますが、どうすればいいのでしょうか。砂を食べることを気にする人。悪いアイデア。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thought that I died because I ate cheese with mold. Actually, cheese is made of mold anyway, but what should I do? People who care about eating sand. Bad idea.
INTO JAPANESE
カビでチーズを食べたので死んだと思いました。実際、チーズはとにかくカビでできていますが、どうすればいいですか。砂を食べることを気にする人。悪いアイデア。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thought that I died because I ate cheese with mold. Actually, cheese is made of mold anyway, what should I do? People who care about eating sand. Bad idea.
INTO JAPANESE
カビでチーズを食べたので死んだと思いました。実はチーズはカビでできていますが、どうすればいいですか。砂を食べることを気にする人。悪いアイデア。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thought that I died because I ate cheese with mold. Actually, the cheese is made of mold, what should I do? People who care about eating sand. Bad idea.
INTO JAPANESE
カビでチーズを食べたので死んだと思いました。実はチーズはカビでできています、どうすればいいですか。砂を食べることを気にする人。悪いアイデア。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I thought that I died because I ate cheese with mold. Actually, the cheese is made of mold, what should I do? People who care about eating sand. Bad idea.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.