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I think I'm a tortoise eating a bumhole

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私はバンホールを食べるカメだと思う

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I think that it is a turtle that eats a van hole

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私はバンの穴を食べるカメだと思う

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I think turtles eat holes in the van

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カメを食べるバンの穴と思う

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I think eating turtle van hole

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食べる亀ファン穴だと思う

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I'd say eating turtle fan hole

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食べる亀ファン穴を言うだろう

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I will say eating turtle fan hole

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食べる亀ファン穴を言うだろう

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I will say eating turtle fan hole