YOU SAID:
I think I'll have a drink of rat poison today!
INTO JAPANESE
今日は殺鼠剤を飲もうと思います!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I'll take rat poison today!
INTO JAPANESE
今日は殺鼠剤を飲もうと思います!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I'll take rat poison today!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.