YOU SAID:

I think i just need to make the sentence super long and convoluted and the translations will keep shortening it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は文章を超長く複雑にする必要があると思うし、翻訳はそれを短くし続けるだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think the writing needs to be super long and complicated and the translation will keep it short.

INTO JAPANESE

私は書き込みが超長く複雑である必要があり、翻訳はそれを短く保つと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think the writing needs to be super long and complicated and the translation will keep it short.