YOU SAID:
I think I have ducks in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンにアヒルがいると思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think there is a duck in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はパンツにアヒルがいると思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think ducks are in pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はアヒルがズボンにいると思う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think ducks are in pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.