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i think i'd be a lot happier if I was a cumstain on my parents bed sheets

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私が両親のベッドシーツのcumstainだったら私はもっと幸せになると思います

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I would be happier if I were cumstain on my parents' bed sheets

INTO JAPANESE

両親のシーツに汚れがついたらもっと幸せ

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I'm happier if my parents' sheets get dirty

INTO JAPANESE

両親のシーツが汚れたら嬉しいです

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I'm glad if my parents' sheets get dirty

INTO JAPANESE

両親のシーツが汚れても嬉しいです

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I'm glad if my parents' sheets get dirty