YOU SAID:

i think coats are dumb but if we dont wear them we die also socks except you dont die if you dont wear them but socks are bad also i love stranger thing goodbye

INTO JAPANESE

コートは馬鹿げていると思いますが、履かないと靴下も死んでしまいますが、履かないと死ぬことはありませんが、靴下も悪いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think the coat is ridiculous, but if you don't wear it, your socks will die, but if you don't wear it, you won't die, but your socks are also bad.

INTO JAPANESE

コートはばかげていると思いますが、履かないと靴下は死んでしまいますが、履かないと死ぬことはありませんが、靴下も悪いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I think the coat is ridiculous, but if you don't wear it, your socks will die, but if you don't wear it, you won't die, but your socks are also bad.