YOU SAID:
I, the great papyrus will capture you puny human, and once i catch I will be in the royal guard and will be famous, famous, famous!
INTO JAPANESE
私、偉大なパピルスはあなたをちっぽけな人間に捕らえます、そして私が捕まえると私は近衛兵になり、有名で、有名で、有名になります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I, the great papyrus, capture you as a tiny human, and when I capture, I become a guard, famous, famous, and famous!
INTO JAPANESE
偉大なパピルスである私はあなたを小さな人間として捕らえます、そして私が捕らえるとき、私は警備員、有名人、有名人、そして有名人になります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As a great papyrus, I catch you as a little human, and when I catch you, I become a guard, a celebrity, a celebrity, and a celebrity!
INTO JAPANESE
偉大なパピルスとして、私はあなたを小さな人間として捕まえます、そして私があなたを捕まえるとき、私は警備員、有名人、有名人、そして有名人になります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As a great papyrus, I catch you as a little human, and when I catch you, I become a guard, a celebrity, a celebrity, and a celebrity!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.