YOU SAID:

i tell tall tales because im cannot wear pants because my dont jiggle jiggle it folds

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私はズボンをはくことができないので、私はほら話をします。

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I can't wear pants, so I'll tell you a tale.

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンをはくことができないので、話をします。

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I can't wear pants, so I'll tell you.

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンが履けないので教えて下さい。

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Please tell me that I can't wear pants.

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パンツは履けないので教えてください。

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Please tell me that I can't wear pants.