YOU SAID:
i take a big poo poo - donald trump
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きなうんちをします-ドナルド・トランプ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a big poop-Donald Trump
INTO JAPANESE
私は大きなうんちを持っています-ドナルド・トランプ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a big poop-Donald Trump
That didn't even make that much sense in English.