YOU SAID:

I swear to you, one time I met a merman and he flipped me the bird.

INTO JAPANESE

マーマンに会った 1 つの時間、彼は私に鳥を反転をあなたに誓います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Merman met at one time, he I swear you flipped birds.

INTO JAPANESE

前は　とても有能な男で

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, at one time, he was a valued resource.

INTO JAPANESE

前は　とても有能な男で

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, at one time, he was a valued resource.