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I swear to the skies, how come everything I say can be said differently??

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空に誓って、どうして私の言うことはすべて違う言い方ができるのでしょうか??

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I swear to heaven, how can everything I say be said differently??

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天に誓って、私が言ったことすべてがどうして違う言い方になるのでしょうか??

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By heaven, how could everything I said be said differently??

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一体、私が言ったことすべてが違う言い方になるなんて、どうしてあり得ますか？

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How on earth could everything I said be said differently?

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いったいどうして私が言ったことすべてが違う言い方になるのでしょうか？

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Why on earth would everything I said be said differently?

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一体なぜ私が言ったことすべてが違う言い方になるのでしょうか？

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Why on earth would everything I said be said differently?