YOU SAID:

I swear to god this tape we have under my desk just glowed blue and I don't know how that is possible.

INTO JAPANESE

私は机の下にあるこのテープを青く光らせていることを神に誓います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear to God that this tape under the desk is glowing blue.

INTO JAPANESE

机の下のこのテープが青く光っていることを私は神に誓います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swear to God that this tape under the desk is glowing blue.