YOU SAID:
I swear to god, if they are making garlic bread upstairs again, I’m going to suplex this whole building into the underworld.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神に誓います、彼らが再び上にニンニクのパンを作っているなら、私はこの建物全体を地下に隠そうとします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear to God, I will try to hide this whole building underground if they are making garlic bread on top again.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神に誓います、彼らが再びガーリックブレッドを作っているならば、私はこの建物全体を地下に隠そうとします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear to God, I will try to hide this whole building underground if they are making garlic bread again.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神に誓います、彼らが再びガーリックブレッドを作っているなら、私はこの建物全体を地下に隠そうとします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear to God, I will try to hide this whole building underground if they are making garlic bread again.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.