YOU SAID:
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神ではない飲酒に誓います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear to God, not drinking.
INTO JAPANESE
私は飲んでいない、神に誓います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear to God, do not drink.
INTO JAPANESE
私は神に誓うは飲んではいけない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear to God, do not drink.
Come on, you can do better than that.