YOU SAID:
I swear to drunk god I'm not high
INTO JAPANESE
私は酔って神に誓う私は高くない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am drunk and swear to God I am not high
INTO JAPANESE
私は酔って神に誓います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear to God drunk
INTO JAPANESE
酔って神に誓う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sworn to god
INTO JAPANESE
神に誓った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Swore to god
INTO JAPANESE
神に誓った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Swore to god
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
