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I swear one day Ima move back to England and when I get there I'm gonna drink and smoke and be a nasty little brit

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いつかイギリスに戻ると誓う、イギリスに着いたら酒を飲んでタバコを吸って意地悪なイギリス人になるだろう

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I swear I'll come back to England one day, when I get there I'll drink and smoke and be a mean Englishman

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いつかイギリスに戻ると誓う、イギリスに着いたら酒とタバコを吸って意地悪なイギリス人になるだろう

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I swear I'll be back in England one day, when I get there I'll drink and smoke and be a mean Englishman

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いつかイギリスに戻ると誓う、イギリスに着いたら酒とタバコを吸って意地悪なイギリス人になるだろう

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I swear I'll be back in England one day, when I get there I'll drink and smoke and be a mean Englishman