YOU SAID:

I swear on my life I will eviscerate any loser who thinks they speak more eloquently

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分の人生を誓います私は彼らがより雄弁に話すと思うすべての敗者を追い払うでしょう

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I swear my life I will drive away all losers I think they speak more eloquently

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分の人生を誓います私はすべての敗者を追い払うでしょう彼らはより雄弁に話すと思います

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I swear my life I will drive away all losers I think they speak more eloquently