YOU SAID:
I swear nick is a waffle pizza
INTO JAPANESE
私は誓うニックはワッフル ピザ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear Nick's waffle pizza
INTO JAPANESE
私はニックのワッフル ピザを誓う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear Nick waffle pizza
INTO JAPANESE
私はニック ワッフル ピザを誓う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I swear Nick waffle pizza
That didn't even make that much sense in English.