YOU SAID:
I swear if a french person comes in and plays games with me ill get mi shancleta and yeet it at them until they decompose from be tired
INTO JAPANESE
フランス人がやって来て私と一緒にゲームをするなら、私はシャンクレタを手に入れて、彼らが疲れてから分解するまで彼らにそれを叫ぶことを誓います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the French come and play games with me, I swear to get Shancreta and yell at them from tired until disassembled
INTO JAPANESE
フランス人が来て私と一緒にゲームをするなら、私はシャンクレタを手に入れて、疲れてから分解されるまで彼らに怒鳴ることを誓います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the French come and play games with me, I swear to get Shancreta and yell at them from tired to disassembled
INTO JAPANESE
フランス人が来て私と一緒にゲームをするなら、私はシャンクレタを手に入れて、疲れた状態から分解された状態まで彼らに怒鳴ることを誓います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the French come and play games with me, I swear to get Shancreta and yell at them from tired to disassembled.
INTO JAPANESE
フランス人が来て私と一緒にゲームをするなら、私はシャンクレタを手に入れて、疲れた状態から分解された状態まで彼らに怒鳴ることを誓います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the French come and play games with me, I swear to get Shancreta and yell at them from tired to disassembled.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.