YOU SAID:
I swear I will write a book someday, trust me
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私はいつか本を書くつもりだと誓う、私を信じる
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I swear I'm going to write a book someday, I believe
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私は誓う私はいつか本を書くつもりだと思います
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I think I'm going to write a book someday I swear
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私は誓ういつか本を書くつもりだと思う
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I think I'm going to write a book someday swear
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私は本をいつか誓うを書くつもりだと思う
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I swear this one day I'm going to write
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私はこれをいつか書くつもりだと誓う
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Swear I'm ever going to write it and
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私は今までそれを書くつもりを誓うと
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And I swear I'll ever write it
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私は誓う私は今までそれを書くつもり
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I swear I'm writing it up now
INTO JAPANESE
私は誓う私は今それ書いて
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I swear that I it writing now
INTO JAPANESE
私は誓う、私は今書いてそれ
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I swear, I now write it
INTO JAPANESE
私は誓う、私は今それを書く
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I swear, I will write it now
INTO JAPANESE
私は誓う、今を書きます
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I now swear, write
INTO JAPANESE
私は今、誓うを書く
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I swear now, writing
INTO JAPANESE
今、書くと誓う
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I swear I write now
INTO JAPANESE
今書くと誓う
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I swear I write now
Come on, you can do better than that.