YOU SAID:

I SWALLOWED A GOLF BALL AND HAVEN'T POOPED IN FOUR DAYS :D

INTO JAPANESE

私はゴルフボールを飲み込んで、4日間は失敗していません：D

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I swallowed a golf ball and haven't failed for 4 days: D

INTO JAPANESE

ゴルフボールを飲み込んで4日間失敗しなかった：D

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Swallowed a golf ball and did not fail for 4 days: D

INTO JAPANESE

ゴルフボールを飲み込んで4日間失敗しなかった：D

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Swallowed a golf ball and did not fail for 4 days: D