YOU SAID:
I svear to god there is no tea
INTO JAPANESE
私はお茶がない神にスヴェーアします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sway to a god without tea
INTO JAPANESE
お茶なしで神に揺れる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shake to God without tea
INTO JAPANESE
お茶なしで神に振る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shake to god without tea
INTO JAPANESE
お茶なしで神に振る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shake to god without tea
That didn't even make that much sense in English.