YOU SAID:
I stutter and take a dump on people's laptops
INTO JAPANESE
私は吃音して人のラップトップを盗みます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I stutter and steal people's laptops
INTO JAPANESE
私は吃音をして人のラップトップを盗みます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I stutter and steal people's laptops
You should move to Japan!