YOU SAID:
I stuck my wand up the troll's nose like a wizard master and now pigs can fly and die
INTO JAPANESE
魔法使いのようにトロールの鼻に杖を突っ込んだら、ブタは飛んで死ぬことができる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you stick a wand up a troll's nose like a witch, pigs can fly to their deaths.
INTO JAPANESE
魔法使いのようにトロールの鼻に杖を突っ込めば、豚は飛んで死んでしまう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you stick your wand in a troll's nose like a witch, the pigs will fly to their deaths.
INTO JAPANESE
魔女のようにトロールの鼻に杖を突き刺すと、豚は飛んで死んでしまいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you stick a wand through a troll's nose like a witch, the pig will fly to its death.
INTO JAPANESE
魔女のようにトロールの鼻に杖を突き刺すと、ブタは飛んで死んでしまいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you stick a wand through a troll's nose like a witch, the pig will fly to its death.
Come on, you can do better than that.