YOU SAID:

I stubbed my cows gutters on my over roasted toes of pig which were soaked in horse waste for twenty hours and had to eat it on a stick.

INTO JAPANESE

私は20時間馬の廃棄物に浸され、棒の上でそれを食べなければならなかった豚の私のローストつま先に私の牛の側溝を刺しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was soaked in horse waste for 20 hours and stuck my cow's gutter in my roast toe of a pig who had to eat it on a stick.

INTO JAPANESE

私は20時間馬の廃棄物に浸され、棒の上でそれを食べなければならなかった豚の私のローストつま先に私の牛の側溝を突き刺しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was soaked in horse waste for 20 hours and stuck my cow's gutter in my roast toe of a pig who had to eat it on a stick.