YOU SAID:
I strut confidently down the cracked streets of Manhattan while eating a smorgasbord of sandwiches from the deli next to my abode
INTO JAPANESE
マンハッタンのひびの入った通りを自信を持って歩きながら、住居の隣のデリからサンドイッチのスモーガスボードを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I confidently walked down the cracked streets of Manhattan and ate a sandwich Smörgås board from the deli next to my house.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自信を持ってマンハッタンのひびの入った通りを歩き、私の家の隣のデリからサンドイッチのSmörgåsボードを食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I confidently walked down the cracked streets of Manhattan and ate a sandwich Smörgås board from the deli next to my house.
You should move to Japan!