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i stroked my cat and he asked for the cheese tax. i gave him 5 cheesy crumbs, he farted and ran away to germany

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私が猫を撫でると、チーズ税を要求されました。私が彼に安っぽいパン粉を5つ与えたら、彼はおならをしてドイツに逃げました

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When I pet the cat, he asks for the cheese tax. I gave him 5 cheap crumbs and he farted and ran off to Germany

INTO JAPANESE

猫を撫でるとチーズ税を要求してくる。私が彼に安いパン粉を5つ与えたら、彼はオナラをしてドイツに逃げました

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If you pet the cat, it will ask for a cheese tax. I gave him 5 cheap crumbs and he farted and ran off to Germany.

INTO JAPANESE

猫を撫でるとチーズ税が請求されます。私が彼に安いパン粉を5つ与えると、彼はおならをしてドイツに逃げました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you pet a cat, you will be charged a cheese tax. I gave him 5 cheap crumbs and he farted and ran off to Germany.

INTO JAPANESE

猫を飼うとチーズ税がかかります。私が彼に安いパン粉を5つ与えると、彼はおならをしてドイツに逃げました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you own a cat, you will be charged a cheese tax. I gave him 5 cheap crumbs and he farted and ran off to Germany.

INTO JAPANESE

猫を飼っているとチーズ税がかかります。私が彼に安いパン粉を5つ与えると、彼はおならをしてドイツに逃げました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you own a cat, there is a cheese tax. I gave him 5 cheap crumbs and he farted and ran off to Germany.

INTO JAPANESE

猫を飼っている場合はチーズ税がかかります。私が彼に安いパン粉を5つ与えると、彼はおならをしてドイツに逃げました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you own a cat, there is a cheese tax. I gave him 5 cheap crumbs and he farted and ran off to Germany.