YOU SAID:
I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
INTO JAPANESE
私は悲しいことにバージェスの魚醤油店、hiccuping のまねと乱暴に彼を歓迎の銀の階段に立っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sadly imitation of Burgess's fish sauce shop, hiccuping and wildly he welcome silver stairs was standing.
INTO JAPANESE
私は悲しいことにバージェスの魚醤油店、hiccuping と乱暴彼ようこそ銀階段人造立っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I sadly Burgess's fish sauce shop, hiccuping and rowdy welcome his silver stairs Android stood.
INTO JAPANESE
私残念なことにバージェスの魚醤油店、hiccuping と乱暴な歓迎アンドロイドが立っていた彼の銀の階段。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pity that Burgess's fish sauce shop, hiccuping and violent welcome Android stood his silver stairs.
INTO JAPANESE
バージェスの魚屋のソースを残念な hiccuping と暴力的なようこそ Android 彼の銀の階段に立っていた。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.