YOU SAID:
I stole a balloon on National Free Balloon Day, and went to jail for zero minutes.
INTO JAPANESE
National Free Balloon Dayに気球を盗み、0分間刑務所に入れました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I stole a balloon on National Free Balloon Day and put it in jail for 0 minutes.
INTO JAPANESE
私はナショナルフリーバルーンデーに風船を盗み、0分間刑務所に入れました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I stole a balloon on National Free Balloon Day and put it in jail for 0 minutes.
You should move to Japan!