YOU SAID:
I started a flame war with actual flames!
INTO JAPANESE
私は実際の炎に炎の戦争を開始しました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I began the war of the flame to the actual fire!
INTO JAPANESE
私は、実際の火災の炎の戦争を開始しました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I began the war of the actual fire of flames!
INTO JAPANESE
私は炎の実際の火災の戦争を開始しました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I began the war of the actual fire of flames!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.