YOU SAID:
i spilled baked beans all over myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分で焼いた豆をこぼした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I spilled the beans that I baked myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分で焼いた豆をこぼした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I spilled the beans that I baked myself
That didn't even make that much sense in English.