YOU SAID:
I SPEAK THE BEST JAPANESE EVER SO DONT DESTROY MY PARTY PLEASEEEEEEE
INTO JAPANESE
私は史上最高の日本語を話しますので、私のパーティーを壊さないでください、お願いします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I speak the best Japanese ever, so please don't crash my party, please
INTO JAPANESE
私はこれまでで一番上手な日本語を話します、だから私のパーティーを潰さないでください、お願いします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I speak the best Japanese ever, so please don't crash my party, please
That didn't even make that much sense in English.