YOU SAID:
I’d sooner kiss a wookie
INTO JAPANESE
私はもっと早くウーキーにキスする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll kiss the Wookiees sooner
INTO JAPANESE
私はもっと早くウーキーにキスする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll kiss the Wookiees sooner
That didn't even make that much sense in English.