YOU SAID:
i soiled myself awile ago and it was blue and purple and green
INTO JAPANESE
私は前に自分自身を汚し、それは青と紫と緑でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I smeared myself before and it was blue and purple and green
INTO JAPANESE
私は前に自分自身を塗った、それは青と紫と緑だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i painted myself before it was blue and purple and green
INTO JAPANESE
青と紫と緑になる前に自分を描いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I painted myself before I was blue and purple and green
INTO JAPANESE
青と紫と緑になる前に自分を描いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I painted myself before I was blue and purple and green
That didn't even make that much sense in English.