YOU SAID:
I'd soften that tone if I were you.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私があなただったら、その音を和らげます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I am you, it will soften the sound.
INTO JAPANESE
私があなたなら、それは音を和らげます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I am you, it will soften the sound.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.