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I sneezed so hard I coughed into my lap twice.
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一生懸命、私は 2 回私の膝に咳くしゃみをしました。
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So hard, I twice my knees to cough I sneeze.
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一生懸命、私咳をする私の膝 2 回私はくしゃみ。
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Very hard, I cough up my knees twice I was sneezing.
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非常に難しい、私の膝を 2 回んのクシャミを吐いた。
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Very hard, my knee that twice it's vomited the sneeze.
INTO JAPANESE
非常に難しい、2 回それは私の膝はくしゃみを嘔吐しました。
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Very difficult, it was vomiting sneezing my knees twice.
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非常に困難なそれは私の膝を 2 回くしゃみ嘔吐だった。
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A very difficult it was sneezing vomiting my knees twice.
INTO JAPANESE
A 非常に困難なそれに私の膝を 2 回嘔吐、くしゃみしました。
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Was sneezing, vomiting A very difficult and my knees twice.
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くしゃみは、非常に難しく、私の膝を 2 回嘔吐します。
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My knee twice and vomiting, sneezing is very difficult.
INTO JAPANESE
私 2 回膝し、嘔吐、くしゃみは非常に困難。
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My 2 and lap times, vomiting, sneezing, is very difficult.
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私 2、ラップ、嘔吐、くしゃみ、非常に困難です。
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Me 2, rap, vomiting, sneezing, is very difficult.
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2、私はラップ、嘔吐、くしゃみは非常に困難です。
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2, I wrap, vomiting, sneezing, is very difficult.
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2、ラップ、嘔吐、くしゃみ、非常に困難です。
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2, rap, vomiting, sneezing, is very difficult.
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2、ラップ、嘔吐、くしゃみは非常に困難です。
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2, rap, vomiting, sneezing, is very difficult.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.