YOU SAID:

I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon It makes me feel all right I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more

INTO JAPANESE

朝にジョイントを2本吸い、夜にジョイントを2本吸い、午後にジョイントを2本吸う。そうすると気分が良くなる。平和な時にもジョイントを2本吸い、戦時中も2本吸う。ジョイントを2本吸う前にジョイントを2本吸い、その後さらに2本吸う。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"You smoke two joints in the morning, two joints at night, two joints in the afternoon. That makes you feel good. You smoke two joints in peacetime, and two in wartime. You smoke two joints before you smoke two joints, and two more afterwards."

INTO JAPANESE

「朝に2本、夜に2本、午後に2本吸います。そうすると気分が良くなります。平時でも2本、戦時でも2本吸います。2本吸う前に2本吸い、その後にさらに2本吸います。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"I smoke two in the morning, two at night, and two in the afternoon. It makes me feel better. I smoke two in peacetime, and two in wartime. I smoke two before I smoke two, and two more after."

INTO JAPANESE

「私は朝に2本、夜に2本、午後に2本吸います。そうすると気分が良くなります。平時も2本、戦時も2本吸います。2本吸う前に2本吸い、2本吸った後にさらに2本吸います。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"I smoke two in the morning, two at night, and two in the afternoon. It makes me feel better. I smoke two in peacetime, and two in wartime. I smoke two before I smoke two, and two more after I smoke two."

INTO JAPANESE

「朝に2本、夜に2本、午後に2本吸います。そうすると気分が良くなります。平時も2本、戦時も2本吸います。2本吸う前に2本吸い、2本吸った後にさらに2本吸います。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"I smoke two in the morning, two at night, and two in the afternoon. It makes me feel better. I smoke two in peacetime, and two in wartime. I smoke two before I smoke two, and two more after I smoke two."