YOU SAID:
I smell like a dog and my pants are too large.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬のような匂いがし、ズボンが大きすぎます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I smell like a dog and my pants are too big.
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬のような匂いがし、ズボンが大きすぎます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I smell like a dog and my pants are too big.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.