YOU SAID:
I smeared diarrhea on the handle! That's viral marketing!
INTO JAPANESE
私はハンドルに下痢を塗った!それはウイルスマーケティングです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I painted the handle with diarrhea!
INTO JAPANESE
下痢でハンドルを塗りました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I painted the handle with diarrhea!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.