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I smeared diarrhea all over myself and my dog and we went for a walk and got hit by a car but then the poo splashed all over the car so the driver was annnnnnngggggrrryyy a little angererey and decided he had enought because he also got fired that day bec
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私は自分と犬のいたるところに下痢を塗り、散歩に出かけて車にぶつかったが、車のいたるところにうんちが飛び散ったので、運転手は少し怒り狂って、その日も解雇されたので十分だと判断したbec
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I had diarrhea all over my dog and I went out for a walk and bumped into the car, but the poop was scattered all over the car, and the driver got a little angry and was fired that day, which was enough. Judgment bec
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犬のあちこちに下痢があり、散歩に出て車にぶつかったが、車中にうんちが散らばり、運転手は少し怒ってその日に解雇されたが、これで十分だった。ジャッジメントベック
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There was diarrhea all over the dog, I went for a walk and hit the car, but there was a litter of poo all over the car and the driver got a little angry and was fired that day, but this was enough. Judgment Beck
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犬のいたるところに下痢があり、散歩に出て車にぶつかったのですが、車のいたるところにうんちが散らばっていて、運転手は少し怒ってその日解雇されましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメントベック
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I had diarrhea everywhere in my dog and went out for a walk and bumped into a car, but there were poops scattered all over the car and the driver was a little angry and fired that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
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犬のいたるところに下痢があり、散歩に出て車にぶつかりましたが、車のあちこちにうんちが散らばっていて、その日は運転手が少し怒って発砲しましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメントベック
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I had diarrhea everywhere in my dog, and I went out for a walk and hit a car, but there were poops scattered around the car, and the driver was a little angry that day and fired, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
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犬のいたるところに下痢があり、散歩に出て車にぶつかったのですが、車の周りにうんちが散らばっていて、その日は運転手が少し怒って発砲しましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメントベック
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There was diarrhea all over the dog and I went for a walk and hit the car, but there was a litter of poo around the car and the driver fired a little angry that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
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犬のいたるところに下痢があり、私は散歩に行って車にぶつかったが、車の周りにうんちのごみがあり、運転手はその日少し怒ったが、それで十分だった。ジャッジメント・ベック
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There was diarrhea everywhere in the dog and I went for a walk and bumped into the car, but there was poop litter around the car and the driver got a little angry that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
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犬のいたるところに下痢があり、散歩に出かけて車にぶつかりましたが、車の周りにうんちが散らばっていて、その日は運転手が少し腹を立てましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメントベック
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There was diarrhea all over the dog and I went for a walk and hit the car, but there was a litter of poo around the car and the driver got a bit angry that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
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犬のいたるところに下痢があり、散歩に出て車にぶつかったのですが、車の周りにうんちがたくさんあり、その日は運転手が少し腹を立てましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメントベック
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I had diarrhea everywhere in my dog and went out for a walk and bumped into the car, but there were a lot of poops around the car and the driver got a little angry that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
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犬のいたるところに下痢があり、散歩に出て車にぶつかりましたが、車の周りにはたくさんのうんざりがあり、その日は運転手が少し腹を立てましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメントベック
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I had diarrhea everywhere in my dog and went out for a walk and hit the car, but there was a lot of sickness around the car and the driver got a little angry that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
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犬のいたるところに下痢があり、散歩に出て車にぶつかったのですが、車の周りに病気が多く、その日は運転手が少し腹を立てましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメントベック
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I had diarrhea everywhere in my dog, and I went out for a walk and bumped into a car, but there were many illnesses around the car, and the driver got a little angry that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
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犬のいたるところで下痢があり、散歩に出て車にぶつかってみたけど、車の周りには病気が多く、運転手はその日少し怒りましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメント・ベック
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I had diarrhea everywhere in my dog, so I went out for a walk and bumped into the car, but there were many illnesses around the car and the driver got a little angry that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
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犬のいたるところで下痢が起きたので、散歩に出て車にぶつかっても、車の周りに病気が多く、運転手はその日少し怒りましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメント・ベック
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I had diarrhea everywhere in my dog, so when I went out for a walk and hit the car, there were many illnesses around the car and the driver got a little angry that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
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犬のいたるところで下痢が起きたので、散歩に出て車にぶつかったとき、車の周りにはたくさんの病気があり、運転手はその日少し怒りましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメント・ベック
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I had diarrhea everywhere in my dog, so when I went out for a walk and hit the car, there were a lot of illnesses around the car and the driver got a little angry that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
INTO JAPANESE
犬のいたるところに下痢があったので、散歩に出て車にぶつかると、車の周りにたくさんの病気があり、その日は運転手が少し腹を立てましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメントベック
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There was diarrhea all over the dog, so when I went out for a walk and hit the car, there were a lot of illnesses around the car and the driver got a bit angry that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
INTO JAPANESE
犬のいたるところに下痢があったので、散歩に出て車にぶつかると、車の周りにたくさんの病気があり、その日は運転手が少し腹を立てましたが、それで十分でした。ジャッジメントベック
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There was diarrhea all over the dog, so when I went out for a walk and hit the car, there were a lot of illnesses around the car and the driver got a bit angry that day, but that was enough. Judgment Beck
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