YOU SAID:

I slipped on a banana peel this morning and got a concussion. My ghost is currently writing this. Let us hope that I do not end up in heck.

INTO JAPANESE

今朝バナナの皮をすべって脳震盪を起こしました。私の幽霊は現在これを書いています。私が一体になってしまわないことを願いましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I slipped a banana peel this morning and had a concussion. My ghost is currently writing this. Let's hope I don't get together.

INTO JAPANESE

今朝バナナの皮をすべって脳震盪を起こしました。私の幽霊は現在これを書いています。私が集まらないことを願いましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I slipped a banana peel this morning and had a concussion. My ghost is currently writing this. Let's hope I don't get together.